Two weeks in: The story so far…

29/08/2024

It started with a need to sort out my various issues from gammy knees to an ever increasing waistline, now I am two weeks in and things are really getting started. It’s taken time to get it going and I have been stress eating to beat the band all this time, I’m so lucky there is a slimming machine involved in the clinic set up and that’s for sure.

Just a quick apology first, In an effort to save money I did everything myself, website included, and I am not great with computers, so as far as the leaflets and flyers went, well all I can say is, I did my best.

Today though, I just wanted to let you know how the machines are working out. That’s the important thing after all.

I did a lot of research over the last two years but when we actually got the machines installed I was worried that they wouldn’t do what they were supposed to. We had to try them out for ourselves first of course.

They make a a fair bit of noise when you turn them on and even though they are FDA approved and reach European safety standards we were a bit apprehensive about pointing them at ourselves. However, we did it and have been in love with all of them ever since.

The pain reliving magnet machine arrived first, so it’s been used on a fair few people already. I was the first one, I have arthritis in both knees, not bad enough for injections but bad enough to be painful going up and down the stairs. I have had the treatment twice now, and can honestly say I have no pain on the stairs anymore but still have creaking, another two or three and I’ll be very interested to see how they are then.

My partner, James had a couple of injuries from falling off his bike, they have lingered over the last couple of years, two knots in his muscles either side of his spine and his left arm couldn’t reach up fully without causing discomfort. He had one session and quite beyond our expectations, all his painful areas have completely recovered over the last two weeks. He did have some hip pain and that took two sessions but still amazing results above and beyond what we thought possible.

He had some friends too with similar injuries as he works in a local bike shop, we got them in to the clinic, and similar results followed.

So, please bring in your broken and bruised and we’ll see if we can add them to our list of successes.

Next to arrive was the slimming laser machine. It has a green laser with a wavelength that acts on the subcutaneous layers of fat. It causes lipids to leak out of the fat cells after which the cells heal to become supper healthy cells pumping out ATP and increasing the bodies metabolism.

I measured my biggest area on my mid section and got a measurement of 109CM. I an a size 16 on the verge of having to buy size 18 and just terrified to have to do that. I also have a double chin with some jowly bits either side of my mouth.

My protocol with the machine was the chin, abdomen and thigh area for 20 mins on each site. I did this twice with a two week interval. I was away for a week, normally it is done once a week.

I measured myself a few days ago and am now 101CM. That’s a reduction of 8CM with just two treatments which is amazing. My face looks thinner but this is subjective information. 6 to 8 sessions are advised, so I am very interested to see how much I loose after that. I also have to say that every day some chocolate and crisps have been consumed by moi and no exercise has been undertaken for the sake of science.

This is a no diet, no exercise weight loss modality but if diet and exercise were added then obviously the results would be even better.

Lastly but not least, something called the magic chair for treatment of incontinence. I am it’s only client so far, I have had three sessions of 30 mins each time.

Just a little back story here, I have had to wear pads every day for the past year or two because I get little drops throughout the day and night. I know my situation is on the mild side of female incontinence but still I found it annoying and I had a high frequency of urination too. I had to always make sure I could reach a toilet if I was out and about.

for the last week I wore a pad just in case but it was dry at the end of every day. Now I can confidently tell you that I am not wearing one at the moment and that I find I can last much longer between visits to the toilet.

I think I would like to have another one or two sessions to see if I can last even longer between trips to the toilet.

So that’s all folks.

I hope you’ll join me here in Portlaoise and try out these fabulous machines to really make a positive change in your life too.

I’ve kept costs down as much as I can to make it available to everyone because we all deserve to feel our best.

If you are still unsure, then you can come down and try all the machines at no cost so you can understand that there is nothing to be afraid of, all of them are incredibly safe and pain free.

I’m looking forward to seeing you soon.

Paula.